Characters

Hippie: The main character/heroine. She is an awkward lesbian who has more luck with videogames than women. She guzzles beer and lives to tear down the right wing regime.

Bulldyke: Hippies ex girlfriend who fell down a well, grew a glorious mullet and later gets turned into an evil republican robot.

Bulldykotron: The sightly more evil version of Bulldyke.

Chickbait: Hippie's best friend who is quite the opposite of Hippie. Women flock to the Baiter of Chicks. Learn from chickbait by reading her love advice column.

Curious Chainsmoking Straight Girl: Curious is a Rockabilly loving sexpot that tends to like girls with booze intake! So buy her a drink Ladies!

Diesel Dyke: Butch girl Who makes some kinky porn.

Riotgrrl: Punkrocker that hippie and chickbait both have a crush on.

Rockster: Indy rock girl that pretty much all the girls want but for some reason spends most of her time with Hippie. Is it pity party or something more . . .

Ann Coulter (aka Ms. Doomsday): Has become the president's foreign affairs diplocrap.

Fred Phelps (aka The Destroyer): The Secretary of offense. Leading the assault on the rainbows.

George Bush (aka The Decidenator): He decides shit people suffer.

Earthcookie: Crunchy earth loving girl that is Hippie's ideal mate, nut she is too occupied chaining herself to trees, saving whales, and recycling.

Bigotron: George Bush's robot alterego, thought to be destroyed by Hippie.

Mitzi X: Alien ally to Hippie and crew that aided their journey on conservotron.

Klurge: Klingon women that takes offense to the term science "fiction".

Lt. Barbara Adams: leads starfleet Little Rock and freed Bulldyke of her robot form.

Huggin Tree: Hippie's most trusted advisor.

Madame Pountain: Voodoo priestess rumored to have used potions to control Chickbait's luck with the ladies.

Mike Moore: Filmmaker held captive by Bigotron and saved by Hippie and crew.

Monkey: Cute gay boy / employes hairdresser for Americas Funniest Home Videos.

Mugolet: Alien women that has lead Hippie and crew in the fight against the republican regime. her Girlfriend is Safari Lesbian Jane.

Safari Lesbian Jane: Mugolets girl / folk singer and protestor extraordinary.

Neko Case: Alt country goddess that Hippie likes a bit too much.

The Olsen Twins: Underage sexbots that are a tad evil.

Pixel Hippie 1: She loves the shrooms!

(from guest strips by kristin loman)

Pixel Hippie 2: She loves the booze!

(from guest strips by kristin loman)

The Rainbows: The Native people of QueeraQ.

Sodom Coloray: The leader of QueeraQ.

Bob Saggut: Republican spy and lover of Mike Bolton.

Redneck Rebels: Army that serves Bigotron.

The Ford Clitaurus: Hippie's beloved car.

Crazy Shark Suit Man: Hippie Drunken Furry Pal. He loves yiffing and is not ashamed.

Smurfy Smurfington: Hippie's pal that only shows up when she is drinking heavily. So he is around a lot.

Straight White Drinking Buddy: Hippies wing loving hetero friend.

(From guest strips by Bret Ellington)

Tegan and Sara: Rockstars that had a run in with Bulldykotron.

Valerie: Cute little hamster that just may be Hippie's spirit animal.

Yippie: Hippie;s urban alter-ego

(from guest strip by Brandi Parker)

Zombie Shark Suit Man: An undead Furry fueled by booze. Loves Zombie yiffing.