NutFree Speaks

Dear Chickbait,

is it okay for me to eat peanuts if i'm a lesbian? Or any kind of nuts
for that matter. I don't think so but my partner seems to think that
its ok.

-nutfree in oklahoma


Dear nutfree,

At some point in their life everyone must answer the question of whether they will or will not be a nut eater. Honestly? It's a personal choice. However, I would be sure to spend a good deal of time considering your real stance on nut eating, it could impact your life greatly. Do you want to have people talking about you as a nut eater? Would this be a rumour you wouldn't mind having spread? Can you stomach being with someone who considers themself to be a nut eater? Maybe there are some nuts you can imagine eating and others you just know that you can't. Nuts come in all shapes, sizes, smells and tastes - make your choices wisely, and enjoy. I personally, choose not to enjoy nuts myself and prefer to surround myself with women who make the same choice. Women who eat nuts tend to be saltier than I typically like, not to insinuate that exceptions can't be made for the right woman.

-Chickbait